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Sadqa jb insan apny hath sy nikalta hai to

Islamic sms Sadqa jb insan apny hath sy nikalta hai to... Sadqa us wqt 5 jumaly kehta hai... (1) Mein fani maal tha tuny mjhy baqa dy di. (2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tuny mjhy dost bana liya. (3) Aaj...

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Jahan NAMAZ Parho, Thori Dair Baith Jao,

Namaz sms Jahan NAMAZ Parho, Thori Dair Baith Jao, Ke Badan ke Tamam Hison mein Sukoon Paeda Ho Jaye, Phir NAMAZ Ke Liye Khary H0 Jao, Is Tarha Ke... KAABA ko ApNi Nigah k Samny PUL-e-SiRAAT ko Paon k...

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دوقسم کی آوازیں ایسی ہیں جن پر دنیااورآخرت میں لعنت کی گئی ہے

Hadees e Nabvi sms ~*~حدیث نبوی~*~ سـیـدہ عـائـــشــہ رضی الله عنھا سےروایت ہےکہ رسول الله صلی الله علیہ وسلم نےفرمایا دوقسم کی آوازیں ایسی ہیں جن پر دنیااورآخرت میں لعنت کی گئی ہے خوشی کےموقع...

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Paani Peene Ka sahi time

Health Tips sms Paani Peene Ka sahi time, Jb paani Jism pr Behtar Asar kr skta hy, 1 glass subah Uthney k baad, Androoni Aaza ko Activate krta hy, 1 glass Nahaney K baad, Blood Presure km rkhta hy, 2...

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Suno hamdam Buhat Si Digriyan Lay Ker…

Urdu Poetry sms Suno hamdam ...! Buhat Si Digriyan Lay Ker... Ekathaa Kr K Itna Ilm Daaman Mien.. Hunar Par, Dast'ras Pa Kr,..! Nisaab-e-Chahat-e-Dil K, Chalaktay Lafz Aankhon Se, Agar parhnay se...

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How CAN u convert a university student to a wild ANimal???

Student sms How CAN u convert a university student to a wild ANimal??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drop a glass of water on his assignments, Few minutes before submission :p Funny sms

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Dy itni lazat apne sajdon mein mujhy…

Islamic Poetry sms Dy itni lazat apne sajdon mein mujhy... ---Aye Khuda--- K is bewafa duniya ko yad krne ka waqt hi na mile.. (AMEEN)

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News Reporter to Meera: What is your favourite Dish & Drink?

Jokes sms News Reporter to Meera: What is your favourite Dish & Drink? MEERA: "Mother of Potato" & "1 Leg Mango Juice" Reporter: Main samjha nahi! MEERA: Oh my God! You Pendu's, Ek to tum...

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30-seconds Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

Success sms 30-seconds Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola) " Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some 5 balls in air: 1.Work 2.Family 3.Health 4.Friends 5.Spirit And you are keeping...

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Allah ki 4 rehmtain jo insan se bardasht nahi hoti.

Islamic sms Allah ki 4 rehmtain jo insan se bardasht nahi hoti. 1 .BETI. 2. MEHMAN. 3. BARISH. 4. BIMARI. Allah k 4 azab jo insan boht khushi se qabool kerta hai. 1. SOOD. 2. JAHEZ. 3. GHEEBAT. 4....

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Soya Howa Insan Pani Ki Bondon Se B Jaag Jata Hai,

Load Shedding sms Soya Howa Insan Pani Ki Bondon Se B Jaag Jata Hai, , Lekin Soi Hoi QAUM Ko Jagane K Lye Lodshading karni parti hai ..MESSAGE BY WAPDA..

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TERI Azmaton Se Hoon Be-khabr

Islamic Poetry sms Hamd TERI Azmaton Se Hoon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasoor Ha. TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Hai! Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!...

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Bay-rukhi aisi bhi kya k rabty he na hon

Wafa Poetry sms Bay-rukhi aisi bhi kya k rabty he na hon,, Ranjishain apni jaga shart-e-wafa apni jaga.

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Itna to Humain bhi pata hai Wassi

Funny Poetry sms Itna to Humain bhi pata hai Wassi Water + Dahi is equal to lassi!

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Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena

Funny sms urdu Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena q k agle saal kia pata govt. Is k lye b exam lene ka soch le "MET" (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST) by NTS

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Hum To Sada-Log Hain Hum Se Kya Ronaq Bahaal Hogi Mehfil Ki Ay DosT

Urdu Poetry sms Hum To Sada-Log Hain Hum Se Kya Ronaq Bahaal Hogi Mehfil Ki Ay DosT Hum To Us DiL Ko B Abad Na Rakh Paye Jis Me Kbi Hum Khud Basa Krte Thay

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A valuable lesson dat a traffic signal teaches us.

Cute sms Assalam o Alaikum! A valuable lesson dat a traffic signal teaches us. Every prblm z lyk a Red Signal, If u wait fr smtym, it wl turn Green...

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Rahe Salamat! Zindagi Unki Jo

Dua sms Rahe Salamat! Zindagi Unki Jo Meri Khushi Ki Faryad Karte Hen, Aye Khuda Unki Zindagi Khusiyon Se Bhar De, Jo Mujhe Duaon me Yad Karty Hen. Ameen

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Aqal Mand Aadmi Jab Koi Khas Aur Eham Fesla Karta Hy

Husband Wife sms Aqal Mand Aadmi Jab Koi Khas Aur Eham Fesla Karta Hy To Boht Sochta Hy, Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hy, Halaat ko Parakhta Hy, Daleel Or Mantaq ko Zer-e-Ghor Lata Hy, Musbat Or Manfi Pehlu...

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جب جمعرات کادن آتاہےاللہ عزوجل فرشتوں کوبھیجتا ہے

Jumma Mubarak sms جب جمعرات کادن آتاہےاللہ عزوجل فرشتوں کوبھیجتا ہےجن کےپاس چاندی کےکاغذ اورسونے کےقلم ہوتےہیں وہ لکھتےہیں ,کون یوم جمعرات اورشب جمعہ مجھ پرکثرت سےدرودپاک پڑھتاہے. کنزالعمال...

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